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03-02-25, 06:39 AM
https://www.breitbart.com/local/2025/03/...cy-donuts/

Quote:“Moore 911. What’s the address of your emergency?” the dispatcher asks. Bennett did not know how to respond and eventually hung up before redialing the number.
When the dispatcher answered again, Bennett said, “911 emergency donuts!” to which she replied, “Donuts! I want donuts!” The dispatcher then asked if Bennett was going to share his donuts but he told her he was taking her to his mother:

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03-02-25, 08:44 AM
(03-02-25, 06:39 AM)Old Ridge Runner Wrote: https://www.breitbart.com/local/2025/03/...cy-donuts/

Quote:“Moore 911. What’s the address of your emergency?” the dispatcher asks. Bennett did not know how to respond and eventually hung up before redialing the number.
When the dispatcher answered again, Bennett said, “911 emergency donuts!” to which she replied, “Donuts! I want donuts!” The dispatcher then asked if Bennett was going to share his donuts but he told her he was taking her to his mother:

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Over here our kids would have asked for emergency chicken tikka pasties.
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03-02-25, 09:04 AM
This sounds like something Zelensky would do
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03-02-25, 09:49 AM
(03-02-25, 09:04 AM)FNguy Wrote: This sounds like something Zelensky would do

No! I think he would demand Pampushky
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03-02-25, 10:06 AM
roflmao roflmao roflmao

You have to love kids...

Even after 26 years as an LEO I never felt the need to call dispatch for "emergency donuts".  It would have been a hilarious call however...
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03-03-25, 12:25 AM
Dukes of Hazzard?????   ROTFLMAO
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